I made a significant blunder this morning regarding my attire. It's 92 degrees today in Washington, with 44 percent humidity -- not exactly denim-friendly weather. So, naturally, I went with a pair of jeans. Not because I didn't have anything else to wear, or even that these are an especially favored pair of jeans. But because I have too much stuff.
The one pair of shorts I brought with me for this trip has shallow pockets, and I've lost things out of them without noticing. With the amount of crap I carry around -- wallet, keys, sunglasses, cell phone, iPod -- I needed the storage space. So if I wind up in the morgue tonight because of dehydration or heat stroke, that's why. Not exactly a noble or heroic way to go, but it is what it is.
About that cell phone: I recently got a new one (It has a full color screen ! It flips open and shut! It has a camera! I'm so ready to go out and tackle 2002!), and aside from the fact it vibrates much more vigorously than my former one did, to the point I let out a "whoa!" yesterday when it went off in my pocket, it has been stumping me with an icon I noticed for the first time last night.
So if anyone has an LG phone and knows what the icon with the arrow pointing to the left side of a tiny phone means, I'd appreciate it ever so much if you could let me in on the secret.
4 comments:
maybe you should get a fanny pack. that's real cool, you know.
or perhaps you could get a satchel.
I don't know exactly where you'd purchase a satchel, what one actually looks like, or if it would truly be practical, but it's just fun to say.
satchel.
Satchel?
while I'm sure it would work, I'm thinking there's probably a law or something against having a dead person carry your stuff for you. perhaps you could pull him along behind you in a wagon? I'm sure no one would want to go through his pockets -- gross.
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