Still waiting for my SAG card

When I was a lad, some casting director decided it would be a good idea to put me in an educational video. Filming took place over a couple of days, and some months later there was a premiere at a local movie theater. I then promply forgot about the project for the next 17 years or so.

(By the way, that and a turn as Gingerbread Child in one performance of a community opera company's rendition of "Hansel & Gretel" are the extent of my "acting" career.)

Anyhow, my sister managed to track down a copy of this video and gave it to me for my birthday last year. I had searched for it on and off over a couple of years and found only that it remains in the inventory of some obviously under-funded public school districts in the U.S. and Canada.

So, to the children of Saskatchewan, I'm sorry.